Session Respect Score
"Casual shelter sim where cats demand care or eat you."
Minimum session
5 min
Pausability
Pause anytime
Resume friendliness
Easy to resume
FOMO pressure
Low FOMO
Focus required
Moderate
Session structure
Open-ended
About
Cats are Assholes is a shelter simulation game made in 3 days for Ludum Dare 40. All you have to do is to take great care of your beloved stray cats. If you fail, they will eat you, plain and simple. Make sure the fridge and the bowls are always full of fish, empty the litter boxes, buy extra equipment and upgrade your existing fridge capacity. Be sure to use Mark, your grandson, as often as possible! That's basically how you do multi-tasking in this house.
Praise the cats, hooman. Feed me, hooman!
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Cats are Assholes — Session FAQ
- How long does a session of Cats are Assholes take?
- The minimum meaningful session for Cats are Assholes is approximately 5 minutes. This is the shortest play window where you can make real progress or have a satisfying experience, based on community data.
- Can you pause Cats are Assholes?
- Yes — Cats are Assholes supports instant pause. You can stop at any moment without penalty, making it ideal for sessions that might be interrupted.
- Does Cats are Assholes pressure you to keep playing?
- Cats are Assholes has low FOMO. There may be some narrative momentum, but the game doesn't pressure you to keep playing. Natural stopping points are common.
- What is Cats are Assholes's Session Respect Score?
- Cats are Assholes has a Session Respect Score of 8.8/10. This score combines minimum session length, pausability, FOMO level, and pickup friendliness into a single metric for how well the game fits busy schedules.